Check the listing for details. Fake Joke Balls! Something No Man Should Be Without!. Condition: New. Listed at 30.00 USD. Fake Joke Balls! You could own a great pair of Balls. They are perfectly matched and snuggled in their own custom pouch. They are your balls to do with as you like. You may talk to them, squeeze them, or just plain ignore them, they won't care. But, if you gently caress them in their soft custom pouch, you will find it a soothing experience. Feel free to play with your balls, when ever and wherever you wish: at work, during lunch, over cocktails, or at some special social gathering. But, handle with care. Nothing is worse than bruised balls. If you treat them with proper love and respect, they will last a lifetime. If you plan to play with your balls in front of casual acquaintances or strangers, be somewhat discrete. They might asso ciate your actions with nervous anxiety. Your friends are a notable exception. You may play with your balls in front of friends anytime. Since they are your friends, they will understand your actions. You are encouraged to let your friends play with them, as well. They may enjoy the experience as much as you do. Your balls serve another important function. Know what it is? Wrong! You don't know your balls well enough yet. When you are discouraged, frustrated, or just mad, your balls can provide you with the greatest relief in the world. When things seem impossible, do this. Sit down and relax. Calmly clench your balls in one hand. Then, at the top of your lungs shout, "With balls, I am the boss," "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take it any more." "I shall win because I've got balls!" I guar antee this will work wonders for you. Praise them, love them and use them. They may be the only ones you will get. Appreciate them for what they are: "Your Balls!"