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Check the listing for details. Unproduced Screenplay For Sale - Feature Length! $175K (full description below). Condition: New. Listed at 175000.00 USD. Product is a perfectly good feature length original screenplay written by Zack Ford, writer/producer of the Sundance smash hit WATCHER (Maika Monroe) which currently has an 88% on Rotten Tomatoes and was even a New York Times Critic’s Pick. The property is called THE HOUSE (romantic comedy/horror). It’s about a real estate agent in a toxic relationship who ends up having an affair with and falling in love with a house. Yes, there is a graphic R-rated sex scene with the house. I’m guessing this was most people’s first question, so you can all put your hands down now. Purchase price gives buyer ownership of the screenplay pictured and of course the intellectual property it constitutes, pursuant to WGA guidelines. In the event of a film production, a “written by” credit and a “producer” credit must be granted to Zack Ford with any further writing credits TBD pursuant to WGA guidelines and arbitration. Other contractual tenets must include a 3% backend after first monies recouped based on a ceiling of $10M, and a box office bonus of 2% of all gross monies earned from theatrical release and streaming, payable to Zack Ford. Finalized paperwork to be signed in good faith. Excitingly, the physical copy of the screenplay you will receive is bound with industry standard Acco #5 brass brads and Acco #2 brad washers, just like in the good old days, no flimsy Office Max brand hardware here! Final Draft file (.fdx) and PDF files will also be emailed to buyer. Think about it: a woman falls in love with a house! Ever seen anything like that? The poster could be something pretty unique and surreal, like the lead actress with her arms around a man who’s artistically built from house parts, his hair roof shingles, his eyes little windows, his penis is a garden hose, and so on. In the story, the guy is an actual house, not a house-man, but just an idea, take it or leave it. The photos on the listing are the only information that will be revealed about the content and the story of the screenplay. Yes, it is risky to purchase a screenplay sight-partially-unseen, but if you’re buying the script, you also don’t want the story all over the internet before you film the movie, do you? Best Offers may be accepted, too. I’ll give you a proper summary, though: Kate, a real estate agent in her mid-30’s, is in a toxic relationship with her deadbeat boyfriend Derek. Tasked with selling an abandoned property seized by the government for unpaid taxes, Kate soon realizes that the house is alive. All Kate’s ever wanted is a home and a healthy relationship, and as she falls in love with the house, and the house with her, the budding relationship seems to be an unlikely 2-in-1 deal. But when Kate dumps Derek and moves into, and in with, the house she loves, she learns that the house is actually a cosmic portal that might endanger her and the entire world. It would be safe to estimate a production budget falling somewhere between $6M and $10M. There are several practical creature effects, and some VFX effects. The script is 98 pages long. Any other questions, ask away!