Check the listing for details. Voodoo Dicks - The Perfect Stress Reliever!. Condition: New. Listed at 50.00 USD. This little Dick, so Soft and Wooly, Is no common Prick. Dicks can come in all Degrees; Some are found with Ovaries! So, when you're Vexed by one of These, Please! Never let it make you Sick; Just give this little Dick a Prick! We've all seen it. Life often hands you a can of whoop-ass. Cancer? What a dick! A-hole boss? Totally a dick! Divorce? Such a dick! Political hacks? All dicks! Most of us just want to get along in life, but sometimes you reach your limit, right? These charming Voodoo Dicks can help you get through any moment of crisis. Voodoo Dicks come in a variety of colors randomly chosen by the seller. Message me if you have a special color request. Voodoo Dicks arrive discreetly packaged in a simple tin box. You can keep Voodoo Dicks on your desk, in your car, and near your favorite chair. Nobody has to know what's inside. Voodoo Dicks are handcrafted, needle-felted 100% wool sculptures made in the U.S.A. Voodoo Dicks come ready for pricking with a set of 4 color-coordinated pins. No assembly or batteries required! Voodoo Dicks make great gifts! The original poem inside the box will explain! The next time that familiar wave of rage and frustration strikes you, whip it out and prick that dick! Tin box dimensions: 4.9 x 3.6 x 1.8 inches Voodoo Dick dimensions: approximately 5 inches tall Disclaimer: Not a medical device or marital aid. May cause laughter.